A look into the life and times of an everyday farm wife who likes writing, reading, crocheting, photography, cooking/canning, and camping. See the triumphs (few) and failures (many) of me, Jude Brogan. Meet Captain (husband), Bigger (son), Molly (daughter), and Cubby (granddaughter). Grab your favorite beverage and enjoy!
Friday, August 20, 2021
Brewing Up a Good Time
Wednesday, August 18, 2021
An Over-Arching Theme of Fun
Tuesday, August 17, 2021
Meet Me In St. Louis
Tuesday, July 13, 2021
Lying Like A Rug
Bigger: Why is there an empty cereal bowl in the basement?
Monday, June 7, 2021
Old Dogs, New Tricks
So I am one week into the back-to-school thing, and I feel old. Even antiquated. Past my prime.
I've been in a clerical position for my entire adult career life as a surgical recorder, a medical transcriptionist, and now as an administrative assistant. Throughout all of those roles, I fulfilled my job expectations above and beyond requirements. All my performance evaluations say so.
In keeping with the old, antiquated theme here, I have been using Microsoft Word since it's inception because I am just that darn old. Folks, I learned to type on a Royal manual typewriter at our kitchen table.
The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog. All good men come to the aid of their country.
When I was able to use an IBM Selectric in high school, that was DA BOMB!
On a side note, Captain tells me that in the Selectrics that had the ball with the typeface on it, if you flipped up the little latch thing on top and then hit the Enter/Return key, the typeface ball would shoot up to the ceiling.
I didn't know that because not all of us are teenage boys with juvenile humor. Heh!
PCs were just coming onto the scene when I graduated in 1985. When I started at Mayo Clinic in 1991, I was trained on a CPT, which I don't know what that stands for, but it was a behemoth of a machine with a 10-inch floppy disk for external storage. Yeesh o'Pete!Then along came the Microsoft Office products, and we all got a crash course in Word and Outlook. Just the basics; nothing fancy. But...I was able to do my job, and do it well, with just the basics.
Now I am relearning the Microsoft Office suite as part of my AAS degree in Health Information Technology.
In all the 30+ years I have used Microsoft Word, I never--let me repeat that, NEVER--realized there was a whole formatting ribbon for References (citations, footnotes, end notes, bibliographies, work cited page).
I was so excited on Saturday when I learned this that I dashed right out into the kitchen to tell Bigger about my exciting "new" discovery. He looks at me with sincere and utter pity and said "Well, duh! Everybody knows that, Ma!"
No, no they don't. Those of us who had Microsoft thrown at them as part of their job expectations and only learned enough to do their job did not learn all of these little things. I realize that all millennials have taken word processing or keyboarding or whatever the blazes they call it now, but us Generation X folks did not.
I will take this time to say that I am having trouble adjusting to eTextbooks and all of the notetaking tools that go with that. What the heck was wrong with a book, a notebook, and a darn pen to take notes?!?!
But I digress.
When I took the class with the IBM Selectrics in school, it was called typing, and we learned how to manually center something on a paper by counting the total number of characters you wanted to center--including spaces--divide that by 2, go to the horizontal center and then backspace whatever that number was you got by dividing by 2. We had to work for our pretty documents.
Oh, oh! And doing a vertical centering task, that one will drive you to drink the way we had to do it, but that's another thing I don't know how to do in Word. I just keep hitting the Enter key and checking the document to see if it's in the center. If not, I hit the Enter key some more. There has to be a more efficient way to do it; maybe that's part of my module next week. 😆
But I'll admit that I like having Microsoft do the crappy formatting details like footnotes and bibliographies for me.
On a related note, I accidentally stumbled onto how to alphabetize my list of calendars in Outlook (I have dozens to work with every day) with one stupid right click of the mouse instead of the labor-intensive click and drag process I'd been doing.
Sometimes I'm so dumb I amaze myself.
Who knows what other gems of knowledge I will mine from this computer class!
Tuesday, March 30, 2021
All The Modern Conveniences
Image courtesy of MemeMonkey.com
Recently we updated our robot vacuum. I'm ashamed to say we killed the first one, and he--Bob was his name--died a violent and untimely death. RIP, Bob.
We muddled along the old fashioned way for several years until Copper's shedding finally got the better of us, and we realized we needed mechanical housecleaning help.
Off I went on a shopping spree and came home with a new vacu-bot made by Shark. During the course of setting up the wireless app (thank you, Bigger), we were asked what we wanted to name said vacu-bot. Cubby promptly said "Charlie" based on her favorite vintage Scooby-Doo episode of Charlie The World's Greatest Robot. I'll let you Google that episode rather than bore you with the details.
Once Charlie was all hooked up to our computer network, we turned him on and set him loose. I must say, I was duly impressed! He didn't get stuck in the toe kick under the kitchen cupboards, and he fit under the loveseat in the living room. Go Charlie! Plus, he did a pretty amazing job at sucking up Copper's fluff.
I will add here that an added bonus that isn't mentioned anywhere is that because we have to clear the pathway for Charlie, we do a lot more picking up than has been true in the past. Don't judge.
I will also say that in the Charlie-versus-yarn combat, yarn will eventually win because it chokes Charlie and he passes out in the middle of the floor until someone pulls the yarn out.
The whole connect-the-robot-to-the-network thing triggered a conversation about other household conveniences.
This is going to take an odd turn now, so if you're squeamish or easily offended by bodily functions...please stop reading right now.
Captain has always had a fascination with bidets. He thinks they are an amazing invention and should be installed in everyone's bathroom.
I looked at him and said, "I have one word for you: enema." 'Nuff said.
He debated with me that they were ecologically friendly because no one would have to kill trees to make toilet paper anymore, they would result in reduced water usage nation wide, and they were sanitary because no matter what the Charmin Bears say, using toilet paper can be messy.
I love our planet as much as the next person. I've watched every single one of Sir David Attenborough's documentaries.
However.
I'm not sure I'm ready to give up my dependence upon toilet paper yet.
Besides, it just seems to me that using a stingy stream of water for this purpose is like trying to clean your car by spraying the hose on it. Sometime you just gotta use some elbow grease and a cloth!
And let me tell you, every mama out there knows that there is a fricking good reason that baby wipes are moisture-based.
If there is someone out there reading this who agrees with Captain, more power to you! Just please don't ask me to ride that ride.
Monday, January 18, 2021
Something I Thought I'd Never See
While driving home after a thoroughly enjoyable escape to Duluth this past weekend, Captain and I were listening to a WCCO radio newscast. They touched on the unrest in Washington D.C. and how state capitols were also beefing up security. They mentioned Minnesota specifically, so we thought we'd detour to St. Paul and see what was what.
First off, I have to admit I have never been to or even near our state capitol. We didn't have a field trip there in elementary school, and I didn't chaperone the field trips there that our kids went on. I was sort of excited to explore the grounds at least; obviously we wouldn't get into the building on a Sunday and just unannounced.
We didn't struggle as hard to find the capitol as we have when trying to find various other spots over the years. We really do not do well in congested traffic. However, once we found it, all the joy of our weekend leaked away.
At every street entrance leading onto capitol grounds there were (a) barricades, (b) two state patrol vehicles stationed with lights flashing, and (c)--this is the one that was a punch in the gut--armed National Guard members ready to defend. Additionally, there were armed law enforcement personnel patrolling the grounds.
I wanted to cry; and in fact did a little bit. How did we get here? How in the name of all that is holy did America come to a point where disagreement requires violence? How?!
My high school civics class was a long time ago, and my memory isn't as good as it used to be, but I'm certain that the First Amendment was written to protect citizens who voiced criticism of their government in a peaceful, dignified, and decorous manner. Peaceful protests are absolutely a good and honorable thing. Even if I don't agree with the demonstrators, I respect their right to voice their opinion. Peacefully. Please read on before reacting to that statement.
I am just as certain that the First Amendment in no way, shape, or form outright protects or even implies protection for violence, whether against the government or fellow citizens. My memory ain't that bad.
Having said all of that, let me state unequivocally that the violence on January 6 at our nation's Capitol Building was wrong. I don't care if it was Trump supporters, Biden supporters, Black Lives Matter supporters, Police Lives Matters supporters, a field trip of kindergarteners, baboons escaped from the zoo, or aliens invading from outer space.
I. Don't. Care.
It. Was. Wrong.
Before anyone tears me apart for my opinion, please go back and read that paragraph again, because I covered both sides there. It was wrong. Period. Full stop.
How did we get here? When did it become untenable to agree to disagree? When did the idea of "only we can be right" become so widespread?
I don't know. I wish I had the answer.
Even though the question is too complex to be answered in a blog or on Facebook, it needs to be pondered, because I want to someday go to our state capitol, wander the grounds, and marvel at our great democratic values without having to see armed military personnel protecting it.